The stuff that’s true is in BOLD.
Appearance:
- I am 5′4 or shorter.
- I think I’m ugly.
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/I’ve had braces. Only about 18 months and that was more than enough.
- I wear glasses. Just for the computer, thankfully.
- I’d get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
- I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than 2 piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
- I’ve sworn at my parents. Not proud of that one
- I’ve run away from home.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children. Well, just about. 6 weeks as of today he’ll be here.
- I’ve lost a child.
Embarrassment:
- I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry. Fox and the Hound. Can’t take it.
- I’ve snorted while laughing. DAILY.
- I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. Just recently when watching Baby Mama – when she comes in screaming she is shitting a knife. I had to pause the movie.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. Side note – Diet Coke burns. Bad.
- I’ve had my trousers rip in public.
Health:
- I was born with a disease/impairment.
- I‘ve had stitches. Only in my mouth when I had wisdom teeth dug out of my gums.
- I’ve broken a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I’ve had serious surgery.
- I’ve had chicken pox.
Traveling:
- I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. One word – evacuation. I so love living in the south.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been to Canada.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Japan.
- I’ve been to Europe.
- I’ve been to Africa.
Experiences:
- I’ve been lost in my city. Right after I moved here – several times probably.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I’ve been to a casino.
- I’ve been skydiving.
- I’ve gone skinny dipping.
- I’ve played spin the bottle.
- I’ve crashed a car. Going less than 5 mph but yes, I have.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve been in a play.
- I’ve met someone in person from the Internet.
- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
- I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
- I’ve played chicken. As in a pool game or the scary driving game? I’ve done the pool one.
- I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- I’ve eaten Sushi.
- I’ve been snowboarding. .
Relationships:
- I’m single.
- I’m in a relationship.
- I’m available.
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
- I’ve gone on a blind date.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I’ve been divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
- I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
- I’ve had sex outdoors.
- I’ve hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
- I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.
- I’ve cheated on a test. I honestly can’t remember but I’m sure at some point, I did.
- I’ve driven through a red light.
- I’ve witnessed a crime.
- I’ve been in a fist fight. She started it but I slammed her head into a locker. Bitch would NOT leave me be.
- I’ve been arrested.
- I’ve shoplifted. So close to getting full on caught – that stopped me quickly. Teenagers are just stupid.
Drugs/Alcohol:
- I’ve consumed alcohol.
- I smoke cigarettes.
- I smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
- I’ve taken cough medicine when i wasn’t sick.
- I’ve done hard drugs.
- I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can’t swallow pills.
- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. (I don’t believe I’ve ever tried this.)
Mental health:
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I shut others out when I’m depressed.
- I take anti-depressants.
- I have had an eating disorder.
- I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
- I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
- I’m addicted to self harm.
- I’ve woken up crying.
Death:
- I’m afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone dying.
- I have attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
- I can sing well.
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
-I don’t kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear regularly.
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I’m a snob about grammar. And yet sometimes I sound illiterate.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had “x”s in my screen name. Only since my last name has an X in it.
- I love being neat.
- I love Spam.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails. I pick more but sometimes I do still nibble. Gross.
- I play video games.
- I’m good at remembering faces.
- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
First bitches!!!
Wow just when I think I know so much about you
You surprise me!
Are you sure we aren’t related?? And honey – you are in the south…..I will teach you how to shoot….basically you just remember – aim for the nuts!
Stuff like this makes me realize that I’m not quite as boring as I think I am.
i like it! i’m stealing it!
wow, this is the first time i visit your blog and really got to know you. i got into a car crash too but my car turne upside down going about 70 mile per hour.
Hey Southern Fried. That’s quite a post!!! I’m impressed with your tenacity.
Loved your Sept. 19th post. I so love the word FUCKTARD.