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I steal for fun

The stuff that’s true is in BOLD.

Appearance:
I am 5′4 or shorter.
– I think I’m ugly.
– I have many scars.
– I tan easily.
– I wish my hair was a different color.
– I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
– I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had braces. Only about 18 months and that was more than enough.
I wear glasses. Just for the computer, thankfully.
– I’d get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
– I have had more than 2 piercings.
– I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents. Not proud of that one
– I’ve run away from home.
– I’ve been kicked out of the house.
– My biological parents are together.
– I have a sibling less than one year old.
– I want to have kids someday.
I have children. Well, just about. 6 weeks as of today he’ll be here.
– I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
– I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry. Fox and the Hound. Can’t take it.
I’ve snorted while laughing. DAILY.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. Just recently when watching Baby Mama – when she comes in screaming she is shitting a knife. I had to pause the movie.
– I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. Side note – Diet Coke burns. Bad.
– I’ve had my trousers rip in public.

Health:
– I was born with a disease/impairment.
– I‘ve had stitches. Only in my mouth when I had wisdom teeth dug out of my gums.
– I’ve broken a bone.
– I’ve had my tonsils removed.
– I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
– I’ve had serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. One word – evacuation. I so love living in the south.
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada.
– I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
– I’ve been to Japan.
– I’ve been to Europe.
– I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences:
I’ve been lost in my city. Right after I moved here – several times probably.
– I’ve seen a shooting star.
– I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
– I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.
I’ve been to a casino.
– I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
– I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car. Going less than 5 mph but yes, I have.
– I’ve been skiing.
– I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the Internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
– I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken. As in a pool game or the scary driving game? I’ve done the pool one.
– I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
– I’ve eaten Sushi.
– I’ve been snowboarding. .

Relationships:
– I’m single.
– I’m in a relationship.
– I’m available.
– I’m engaged.
I’m married.
– I’ve gone on a blind date.
– I have a fear of abandonment.
– I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
– I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
– I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
– I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
– I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
– I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
– I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
– I’ve hugged a stranger.
– I have kissed a stranger.
– I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
– I am keeping a secret from the world.
– I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve cheated on a test. I honestly can’t remember but I’m sure at some point, I did.
I’ve driven through a red light.
– I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight. She started it but I slammed her head into a locker. Bitch would NOT leave me be.
– I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted. So close to getting full on caught – that stopped me quickly. Teenagers are just stupid.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
– I smoke cigarettes.
– I smoke pot.
– I regularly drink.
– I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
– I’ve taken cough medicine when i wasn’t sick.
– I’ve done hard drugs.
– I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
– I can’t swallow pills.
– I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. (I don’t believe I’ve ever tried this.)

Mental health:
– I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I’m depressed.
– I take anti-depressants.
– I have had an eating disorder.
– I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
– I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
– I’m addicted to self harm.
I’ve woken up crying.

Death:
– I’m afraid of dying.
– I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone dying.
– I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
– Someone close to me has committed suicide.

Random:
– I can sing well.
– I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
– I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don’t kill bugs.
– I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I swear regularly.
– I am a morning person.
– I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
I’m a snob about grammar. And yet sometimes I sound illiterate.
I am a sports fanatic.
– I play with my hair.
I have/had “x”s in my screen name. Only since my last name has an X in it.
I love being neat.
– I love Spam.
– I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
– I am in love with love.
– I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
– I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
– I believe in ghosts.
– I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
– I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
– I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails. I pick more but sometimes I do still nibble. Gross.
– I play video games.
– I’m good at remembering faces.
I’m good at remembering names.
I’m good at remembering dates.
– I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

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6 Responses

  1. First bitches!!!

    Wow just when I think I know so much about you 🙂 You surprise me!

  2. Are you sure we aren’t related?? And honey – you are in the south…..I will teach you how to shoot….basically you just remember – aim for the nuts!

  3. Stuff like this makes me realize that I’m not quite as boring as I think I am.

  4. i like it! i’m stealing it!

  5. wow, this is the first time i visit your blog and really got to know you. i got into a car crash too but my car turne upside down going about 70 mile per hour.

  6. Hey Southern Fried. That’s quite a post!!! I’m impressed with your tenacity.

    Loved your Sept. 19th post. I so love the word FUCKTARD.

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