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Grass is green enough right here, methinks.


So I was super busy bitching about the increase in my health insurance due to adding the Poot.

Then I saw the receipt of what yesterday’s appointment complete with 3 immunizations would have cost sans insurance.


Um, ok. I’m good now. Carry on.


Best Christmas ever


Merry Christmas to you and your families!

Holy crap on a stick.


I have a brand new love.


November 12, 2008


My little man is coming tomorrow at 8 AM. Keep us in your prayers because me? I’m not so much of a fan of the whole “let’s take all your abdominal innards and make them outards and then take a kid out of one of the innards.”

This time tomorrow, I’ll be a mama. God save this poor child.

PS – Outards is totally a word.

Stolen from Ladybug’s Picnic

I’m too focused on getting this kid to get the hell out of my uterus so this is as close as I can get to an original thought, ok?

1. Who is your man? The hubs

2. How long have you been together? Well, married for 4. Dated for a lot longer. With a break up in there for good measure.

3. How long did you date? Longish time

4. How old is your man? 42.

5. Who eats more? Normally him by a mile but I’m proud to say that at least 3 times during this pgy, I have blown him out of the water.

6. Who said “I love you” first? He did.

7. Who is taller? He is – he’s 6’3″ for God’s sake.

8. Who sings better? He claims me. Whatever

9. Who is smarter? Book smart and stupid trivia? Me. Other crap? Him. We make a nice balance.

10. Whose temper is worse? Who the FUCK said I have a temper? Oh. Right. Sorry.

11. Who does the laundry? I do.

12. Who takes out the garbage? Depends on who can not cram more in there.

13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Like looking at the bed, right side? Me.

14. Who pays the bills? Like sitting down and pointing and clicking the bills away (not to mention depleting our bank account)? Me. Earning about 85% of the cash? Him.

15. Who is better with the computer? Him probably.

16. Who mows the lawn? Up until now? Him. From here on out? Someone else. It’s just worth it.

17. Who cooks dinner? Me normally.

18. Who drives when you are together? Him which is fine with me.

19. Who pays when you go out? It’s all the same pot o’ cash. Whoever pulls out the debit card first I guess.

20. Who is most stubborn? Not me. Nope. I’m not. WHAT? I’m not.

21. Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? Hmmmm, that might be a draw.

22. Whose parents do you see the most? His both have died so mine as one of them lives with us. Pray. Hard.

23. Who kissed who first? Uhhh, I think he kissed me.

24. Who asked who out? Our first actual date was with my boss. Don’t ask.

25. Who proposed? Him. with the dog.

26. Who is more sensitive? Probably me. I can be a real bitch but certain things I can’t hang with and that’s why I put forth the bitchiness – it’s easier.

27. Who has more friends? I really don’t know. Me, I guess.

28. Who has more siblings? Me – one step-sister, three half brothers.

29. Who wears the pants in the family? As far as decision making? I’d say me but that is only because he really does not give a crap. I think if he had like a super strong opinion about something, he’d say something.

It’s a quandry

When you detest both teams (or parts of teams) who does one vote for? I’m sitting here watching the Giants currently beat Dallas. I have a long standing hatred of the Cowboys (um, assholes – that could be why) so seeing them lose is sorta fabulous BUT I also think that Eli Manning is a giant tool who whined his way out of playing for the team that drafted him. And by whine I mean got his daddy to fix it for him. Fucking spoiled brat. Hmmmm, it’s a tough one. Who to detest more? Any advice?

Oh wait, I forgot. This guy plays for Dallas.

Nevermind. Decision made.

Rooting for NY it is. (I still hope Eli cries at some point.)